Guy’s a pro. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I hear the jury’s still out on science. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.

That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Marry me. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I’m afraid I just blue myself. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. I’m a monster. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige.